Get in Loser, We're Going to Steal the Kilogram

An action-packed heist for all ages!

The year is 2017.

The model kilogram is a year away from retirement. 

Now is your time!

Get In Loser, We're Stealing the Kilogram takes place during the World Middle School Science Fair, with the eponymous model kilogram as its centerpiece. This game tells two stories: 

The dashing Illustrious Aces, a heist crew preparing for their final big score, but there's a hitch. Your wheelman ghosted you the day of the job. You have the training, but you'll have to make do with gadgets scrounged from the middle school science fair. 

OR

The plucky Grape Juice Gang, a well-bonded set of middle schoolers who just found a bag of spy gear. Summer break is coming up, and wouldn't nabbing that cool kilogram be a great way to send yourselves off?

OR

Play the two teams against each other in an epic and wacky adventure. 

But be careful! 

Whichever run you choose, Junior Detective Jenny Venetti is on the case, and she's hot on your trail!

Two Teams,

One Prize. 

Can you nab the kilogram and get out before Detective Jenny and the authorities close in? 

Get In Loser, We're Stealing the Kilogram is a oneshot heist ttrpg designed to be played in one of 3 possible runs, as described above. The dice mechanic is simple but intuitive. You want to hit the center of your dice's range (so a 5 and a 6 on a d10). The GJG gets more dice to represent their chaos, but the IA gets better but less dice to represent the focus of their training. Skills and gear vary thematically between the overgeared adolescents and the improvising professionals.

Build a heister quickly, and run the entire thing in a couple of hours! Great for parties!

Your purchase includes the A5 sized singles and spreads for the document at print quality. 8 Pages, in color. 

A collaboration between Shrike Publishing and Rathayibacter. 

https://shrikepublishing.itch.io/get-in-loser-were-stealing-the-kilogram